Ash Wednesday...

Ash Wednesday gets its name from the practice of placing ashes on the foreheads of the faithful as a sign of repentance. The ashes used are gathered after the Palm Crosses from the previous year's Palm Sunday are burned.

"Jesus Forehead Pound!!!"

So today is Ash Wednesday and people across America are getting some Jesus ash put on the forehead to show how bad ass christianity is. I mean how bad ass do you look with some cross made of ash on your forehead? Thats like some medieval battle shit. Cheers to Jesus folks for this legend holiday. Jews have something similar known as Sukkot where they build a shelter and hit branches against themselves in honor of nature. Actually thats not similar at all. Never mind. So if you see a Jesus kid with some ash on his forehead give him a pound on it as I'm guessing thats what they do. I mean I'm not an expert but we here at the Standard pride ourselves on being factual. Did you know for example that Jesus was originally from Indiana?