puppy faced killer

The puppy faced killer/bank robber had very clever tactics. He would rob banks but cover his face with a puppy. People like puppies and can't seem to shoot a really cute one. So, the puppy face killer was very successful because his tactics disallowed police from harming him. He robbed many banks, started a charity in Flint, Michigan and moved to the Bahamas.
He soon ran out of money because of his addiction to Mormon hookers (on lease from a ranch in Utah) and needed to come back to the states to rob more banks. He decided to rob the UBOV (Union Bank of Valets, a bank dedicated to providing services for valet parking attendants). This was the last bank that the puppy faced killer would ever rob. The security guard, armed with a .22, was new and from China. In China cute dogs are not valued as much as are fat dogs, because it is common knowledge that a cute dog isn't necessarily always good eating while fat dogs are always good eating.
The new Chinese security guard, armed with a .22, saw the puppy face killer easily rob the bank teller and then make his way to the door. The security guard unclipped his gun from its holster aimed and fired. He missed the dog and hit the puppy faced killer in the temple with a well placed bullet. Blood dripped from the victim and soon his body crumpled into itself like an empty pack of cheap cigarettes. The Chinese security guard removed the puppy from its holster that was worn as a belt around the killer's head and held the dog. He lifted its ear and whispered "one day you will be fat and make the bellies of my family members full."