Saturday, January 10, 2009

Pineapple Express, its like my life only better.

Maybe if there was a sex scene or at least a nipple slip/up-skirt shot of some hot girl then this movie would be good. Because there is no sex scene or nipple slip, this movie reminds me of my actual life, minus the really good weed, car crashes, cool friends, and excitement. JOS (Jump Off Standard) readers just learned a lot about my life. It consists of no hot girls, mediocre pot, shitty friends, and no excitement, except for the times when i wave good bye to the friends i leave in the toilet. Self deprecation at its best.






BTW those things I just wrote about my life aren't true in the slightest. I just wanted to make those who troll the internet for hours looking for entertainment feel good. Sorry if you are greasy/pizza faced and have slept with 2 girls since you were 18. Oh yea, if you think pot is all the rage, wait until you check out crack. Now thats a drug.

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