Diarrhea Shirt at urbanoutfitters

I saw this shirt in the store and thought that some bum swapped it out for a clean one. It looks like diarrhea but is called "rust," butt rust. If you have bought this shirt then you have no hope in life. You can beat up a bum and get a real one for practically free. Stupid people. And what would compel you to wear this shit? I mean shirt.....






I think it was first featured in Zoolander. Mugatu's Derelict campaign. The movie wasn't real and dressing derelict is for derelicts and homeless, one in the same.

If you wear this shirt in public then people won't think its weird that you smell like shit.

If you wear this shirt in public the turd in your pants won't be as surpising.


You can make your own, here's how:

1. Buy a white long sleeve shirt.
2. Eat food from McDonalds and chase that with some whiskey.
3. Do squats for thirty minutes.
4. Show your friends how you can shart on command.
5. Wipe your ass with your white shirt.
   

Turd shirt from Urban