Cruella DeVille's husband, Karl Lagerfeld

Now I have no problems with wearing fur or any problems with people that wear fur or people that use leather or anything animal made. And I do agree with Mr. Lagerfeld's comment "those beasts will kill us if they could." What I'm having a problem with is my imagination, I wonder many things about a man that looks like this-


He's apparently the fur czar for the fashion industry and looks like he's really into bondage, fur, leather, satan and gore. Not Al Gore.

Some questions I have for him:

Does he own any animals as pets?

Has he ever eaten his pets because he suspected a plot against his life??

Does he have a secret compound like Guantanamo Bay for his detained PETA inmates?

Can he kick a dog for fun?

How much money did the devil give him for his soul?

When's the last time he drank blood?

When's the last time he drank blood for recreational purposes?

Does he think babies would kill us if they could, and if so should we wear them?

for reference check out the article http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionnews/4075783/Karl-Lagerfeld-defends-fur-industry-saying-beasts-would-kill-us-if-we-didnt-kill-them.html