New York Magazine: new yorkers who drink have more sex partners, warns survey -> http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/01/new_yorkers_who_drink_have_mor.html?mid=daily-intel--20090106
Conclusion:
- Mathematical proof -
By the associative property of multiplication which states "When three or more numbers are multiplied, the product is the same regardless of the order of multiplication. For example (2 * 3) * 4 = 2 * (3 * 4)"...
Because when you are in a frat you drink more:
*** Being in a frat means you have more sex partners ***
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That's like the Girls = Evil formula
ReplyDeleteGirls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
And we all know that time is money:
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money²
And Money is the root of all evil:
Money = √evil
Therefore:
Girls = (√evil)²
Girls = evil