ass fixiated

Apparently if you have the money and spend it on too many colorful scarfs you may become asphyxiated by your gluttonous spending habits, LITERALLY.

Apparently this woman,

may the author of King Midas bless her soul, filled her house up with so many consumer goods that these unopened goods fell on top of her and trapped her there for days, starving until she died suffocating on her OWN GREED. She couldn't live with just enjoying her shitty cucumber sandwiches at tea time. She needed more...

READ IT HERE IF YOUR DARE CALL ME A LIAR


Lesson learned?

Buy less things that cost more.


Like this-



or save your money in a LEGO safe,

it's inexpensive and definitely wont kill you, unless you decide to eat all the pieces.