Sunday, January 18, 2009

Possibly the sluttiest girl in the world...



Couple things make this an amazing video:

1. The girl sounds exactly like Rosie Perez saying words such as Bwanket instead of Blanket
2. The way she shows the number 3 with her hand. Straight gangster.
3.  Goals in life are to drop out of school, be in Girls Gone Wild and have a baby. Something tells us here at the Standard that her dream will come true. 
4. Her intro is almost fully bleeped and she physically tries to fight people in the crowd. If you ever wondered what those girls on Rock of Love were like at 15 then Victoria should give you a pretty good idea.
5. "You Don't Know Me", "All my girls have babies"
6. She has a prostitution plan. 
7. The mom starts to cry after her daughter admits she had sex on a staircase. What her fucking 300 guys wasn't enough? But on a staircase yea thats just over the limit.



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