Saudi Arabia is "The Kingdom," a highly anticipated victory against evil

I just finished watching "The Kingdom" and I was surprised that Americans and Saudi's are so similar.We say we want to kill them all and they say that they want to kill us all. The same idea but just on different sides. So similar. We have faces+they have faces= practically the same species.
What a heartwarming story, they think they will kill us all but we know that really it is us that will kill them all.
Feels great to be an American.
I also noticed a few subtleties such as the jax and marble set used in the dirty bombs that killed the Americans, a child's game to end the life of an adult, ironic but true, and also a few glimpses of the sunglasses that(Agent Flurry, that's short for McFlurry, the founder of the infamous McDonalds modern milkshake, whom was the agents father) jamie foxx was wearing, Michael Kors.


I know what I will ask of Santa for the holidays but because I am not a follower of Jesus and therefore not a believer in Santa I have to ask my friend the Armadillo, codename Hannukah Harry, for some Michael Kors aviator glasses. I will wear them when I watch the movie and repeat the lines of the messianic Jamie Foxx. Thats two x's not one.
The music at the end of the movie (not film, its too strong of a word) reminds me of some triumphant symphony that played after President Junior Bush landed on an aircraft carrier with a genetically enhanced banana (not confirmed, could very well be a tube sock that once belonged to Shaq) stuffed into his pants. "it was a hard long road, but we finally beat terrorism and our problems are over" Yes! they are! TGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god Im American, and thank god for movies like "The Kingdom" that remind me how great it is to be a true go dooder. ( i switched the g from good and the d from do)

Another subtlety noticed was the guy that got kidnapped by the bad Saudis was the only one with an Israeli stamp on his passport. He brought this up on the Tarmac when they first landed in Riyadh. Then, when he was kidnapped and about to be killed by a fundamentalist (this word shouldn't have the root 'fun' in it, it should be badamentalist which would mean bad-mentalist, and would be synonomous with bad mindset to show that this person or badmentalists have bad mindset, like a robot that went off the deepend and must be stopped because its positronic brain has malfunctioned and it is trying to kill people) with a handycam, if you hear the arabic it sounds like he (the badamentalist) is reading a list of the crimes committed by this FBI agent and one of them sounded like he said "Israeli" in Arabic. So that pretty much means that I solved the puzzle and I should be immediately drafted into the Foreign Service of Hollywood.

I will now cease to write and let the epiphanies set in. The creators of this movie spent less time thinking about the movie than I did.