They need to make this into a video game....The Most Savage of the Savage

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The Israeli mafia is freaking scary. If you think about other organized crime networks the only network that really compares is the Russian mafia because those dudes are ex-KGB and the KGB are well, the freaking KGB, Soviet Russia's secret police. But even the KGB don't have the experience that the Israeli's bring to organized crime.
The Israeli's, have all been trained by a military, something that you can't say about the Sicilian crime syndicates. They know how to make pizzas and know a good pasta but when it comes down to hitman strategies, evasion tactics, and financial intricacies they don't have squat on the Israelis. They Israelis have all been enlisted in the military, its mandatory if you are an Israeli citizen that you will serve a minimum 3 years, and its guaranteed that you have survived at least one war if you were in the military in the past 3 years and are in the Israeli mafia today.
If you are an ex-member of an elite special forces unit, you only have a few options for a career path and if you don't have a business sense you will make a pretty good goon for a crime family.
Your career options are as follows:

1. Work at a Jewish community center in the United States doing security detail, you have to deal with spoiled Jewish children, their ridiculous mothers, and wimpy Jewish accountants that have only read about what you have done. Bonus, you will have lots of eye candy to take your mind off of your terrible job of showing 16yr old longnoses that you can take them down with one movement of your wrist.
   
2. Work at an embassy in some south American country and find a Latina wife that has no idea what hummus is. No bonus.
   
3. Start your own security service for Hollywood stars which is much like working security detail at the JCC because of the egos and large amount plastic surgery, hey those were small tits last week! Bittersweet bonus, you may find yourself as an extra in a film and then may eventually become a stunt man, which wont last long because you will get hooked on cocaine and fall off the face of the earth.
   
4. The last option and probably the most viable one would be to get hooked up with a job working for a crime family in Israel. the food is familiar, you get to see your parents every shabbat, hummus is virtually everywhere, and you get to do what you are trained to do, its almost second nature. the war games, the following, the stalking, the crazy driving on a moped while shooting your target. its what you love.

So, to really make it stick, the things you (average american) do on GTA somewhat compare to the things that they do in the real world. thus making them, the Israeli Mafia,
THE MOST SAVAGE OF THE SAVAGE.