Seemingly good ideas when your stoned that in actuality are very very bad

Taking a shower- Seems good till you faint because you made the water temp as hot as possible

Going to an all you can eat buffett- Endless amounts of food what could be better? I'll tell you what feels better me not having to puke my guts out because I ate a slice of pizza topped off with jello and macaroni salad

Going on "adventure"- All it takes is a sound from somewhere you can't see and your adventure soon turns into the scariest moment of your life

Watching the Godfather- When stoned your attention span is about 30 seconds long

Getting into a political debate- You may think you sound like Keith Obermann, but in reality you sound like Pauly Shore