Transformers are Real

Hey everyone!!! My names Mikey and Im a recent graduate from San Francisco State University. I moved back to Southern California over a month ago to try to figure out what Im going to do with my life. Before I moved to so-cal I was a popular promoter in San Francisco.. so I thought. I would go go out to any club and receive VIP service without a question. We could go from bar to bar to bar to bar to club to bar to club to bar to club to club in a few hours. We would spend close to nothing on cover charges and drinks. I guess most of the money was spent on Taxi rides and midnight snacks. Some of my friends even went to the extra mile and ended up getting messages from those special places in the deep and dark crack central of a tenderloin. I never participated mainly because something about the Aids epidemic.. have you heard of it? Down here I haven't even hard about any happy ending spots. I barely hear about the party. I work as a bartender in Laguna at the newest club in the area and the party aint so great. 

So last night I met up with some of my boys and we decided to go for a night out on the town. The night first started in Irvine where, we all met up and had a tall glass of Evan Williams and Coke. Now Evan Williams might not show up on your Whisky Radar but let me tell you for a handle for $10 out the door you cant do any better. We made it over to this bar at the District in Tustin called The Auld Dubliner. It reminded me of a wanna be dive irish bar that had way too expensive drinks.. but amazing looking Jerrys that soon became Joeys that became Josephs. I was Shia Lebouf in the epic Transformers Movie.. and all the women were shifting right before my eyes. Soon after 3 Guinesses I noticed that a ring was gone. I looked all over the bar and then I found the most amazing Joseph in the world... could this be reality? And the first words that came out of my mouth were, "Have you seen my ring?" AHHHHHHH!!! It was over.. I proved to this Joseph that my ring was way more important than realizing her existence. 

A word to the wise... never ever ever get drunk at the Dub in Tustin and start a convo with " I lost $%&^*^%$!!!!" Cause your not just gonna loose that.. your gonna loose your only opening for that Joseph that was a Joey that was a Jerry. I wish I would have closed the deal so that I could see her transform back to a Jerry. Halloween could have came early this year for me. I guess Ill have to wait until Friday.